I just cut my nipple shaving
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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