He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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