My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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