I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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