Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
People with herpes should wear stickers.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Randomize
