i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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