I puked a lego.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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