I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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