The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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