Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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