My room smells like vodka and shame
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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