i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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