We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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