do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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