So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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