yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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