I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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