She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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