She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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