office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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