so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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