what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
im holly from the hills drunk
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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