I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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