If i come over, it means nothing
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She's the barista slut.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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