Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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