Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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