what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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