still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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