You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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