literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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