what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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