super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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