the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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