I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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