That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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