that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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