she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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