I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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