guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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