Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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