is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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