"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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