what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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