would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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