I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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