she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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