walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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