So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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