he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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