I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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