Christians are straight up FREAKS
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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