it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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