So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Randomize
