Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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