I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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