You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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