After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
